Your best ad is already dying.*

*Not your fault. That's just what ads do now. Keep reading.

Dear small brand founder,

Day 1: sales. Day 4: dead.

Sound familiar?

Same ad. Same budget. Same everything. Just… dead.

So you start wondering if Meta gives you three good days just to keep you hooked.

(It doesn't. It's worse. It's just math.)

So you do what every founder does.

You make a new ad.

And another one.

And now you're stuck refreshing creatives nonstop, at night, after you've packed the orders.

So you try to get help.

You hire an agency. You spend more time chasing them for updates than they spend making ads.

You hire a UGC creator. The first batch is late. And it's so polished it looks like a car commercial.

You try an AI ad tool. You get 10 ads. Three of them are usable. The other seven have a woman with six fingers holding your product upside down.

*somebody please take my phone away*

We'd rather sleep on a pillow full of LEGO than run ads like that.

But this isn't about us. It's about you.

Here's what nobody told you.

Your ads aren't broken. They're just old.

Most ads start to fade after 2–4 weeks.*

And only about 1 in 20 new ads ever becomes a winner.*

So it was never about making one great ad.

It was always about making 20.

20 statics vs. 1 video.

Every new ad is a lottery ticket.

One video shoot buys you one ticket. The same money buys you 5–10+ statics.*

More tickets. Same budget.

That's not marketing. That's math.

So here's what we do.

We make new static ads for small DTC brands. Every week.

AI makes the pictures. We make the decisions. We pick every angle, write every line, and check every ad before you see it.

  1. You send us your store link.
  2. We look at your brand first.We find the ads your competitors have run the longest. Those are the ones that sell.
  3. If we can help, your first ad is on us.In your inbox within 48 hours.
  4. Then you get new ads every week.New ideas to find new buyers. New versions of what's winning.
  5. Once a week, you send us a screenshot of your results.We use it to make next week's ads better.

No calls. No meetings. No contracts. Cancel anytime.

And you never have to chase us. The ads just show up.

Send us your store link

Your first ad is on us. No call needed.

Don't take our word for it. Look.

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Same products. Different reasons to buy. That's what testing looks like.
Concept ads. Not affiliated with the brands shown. AI-generated.

The deal.

Your first ad is on us.

If we look at your brand and can't help, we'll tell you. No ad, no pitch, no hard feelings.

Simple monthly plans, delivered weekly. Pricing after your first ad.

Send us your store link

Questions? Good.

Is it AI?

Yes. That's how we make 20 instead of 2. But AI doesn't pick the angle. We do. And no ad leaves us before a human has checked it.

Do I need a call?

No. Everything happens by email.

How fast?

Your first ad in 48 hours. Then new ads every week.

Is there a contract?

No. Cancel anytime.

Do you run my ads?

No. You keep full control. We just make them.

Who owns the ads?

You do, once they're paid for.

Can I ask for changes?

Yes. One round of changes for every weekly delivery.

Your next winner is probably a static.

Not because statics are better. Because you can test 20 of them.

Send us your store link